Ted Casablanca’s Bitch-Back: Rob an evil genius?

Dear Ted:
Your post about Angelina Jolie and Kristen Stewart was all kinds of pathetic. The girl is nothing compared to Angelina in the looks, talent, presence or class department. I doubt Kristen will even land the role in Wanted 2. Who can fill in Angelina’s shoes? Why do you think Megan Fox and Mila Kunis have constantly said no to taking Lara Croft’s role in Tomb Raider? There is only one Angelina; she’s sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, real, talented, elegant, classy, successful and smart. Get over your hate for her.
—Lauren
Dear Brad:
She’s looking over your shoulder, isn’t she? But while Ange is talented and obviously sexy, she started somewhere, too. Why can’t K.Stew be the next Jolie—minus R.Pattz turning into weakass Brad 2.0.
Dear Ted:
You are my newest addiction and I love you dearly. However, I have to ask something that seems a little strange to me. You keep referring to how smart Robsten is with media and fans. Sometimes you make them out to be some sort of geniuses. Now…I find that very hard to believe. Considering their age and experience, is there someone else in the back giving them advice? To me, it’s quite obvious the only thing they are doing is keeping their mouths shut or trying to kid off questions that they can’t avoid. What’s your take on this?
—Sugarsnap
Dear I.Q. Test:
Sure, they may be young and new to the game, but you’ve got to learn quick when you’re at the center of one of H’wood’s biggest—and definitely most crazed—franchises, which is exactly what Robsten (along with a lot of the cast) has done. And the way R.Pattz and K.Stew play with their fans, I’d call them evil geniuses.

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