Ted Casablanca’s Bitch-Back! Readers Split Over Robsten Shirtgate

Dear Ted:
Where you doing drugs this weekend? What the hell is wrong with you posting that stupid shirt topic? You should have done your homework, Ted, because the Brit pack does this. Rob wore his buddy’s shirt to the Teen’s Choice Award (the red plaid) after his boy did a show in it the night before. Rob didn’t have anything to wear so he saw the shirt on the floor of his friend’s hotel room. picked it up and that’s the shirt he wore that night. Kristen has been wearing Rob’s clothes for a long time. He wore her NY Yankees cap (well known to everyone at Comic Con). Look at Kristen’s pics she’s been wearing Rob’s clothes for a while. Next time do your homework and stop trying to make Rob out to be gay. He’s not!
—Philly girl
Dear Delusional:
Were you on drugs when you were reading the post? All I was saying is it’s clear Robsten likes to mess back with all of us. They know people like you will dissect every piece of item they wear, figure out where it came from, and analyze the crap out of it. Don’t know what’s “gay” about that.
Dear Ted:
I recently heard about Nikki Reed backing out of K-11, a project starring Kristen and that was written (and being directed) by Kristen Stewart’s mom. All of a sudden Nikki reports to no longer be associated with the project. See here. Any news on what happened there? Also, I don’t have a pet that I rescued, due to a super-small living space and lots of work travel time, but, a co-worker of mine rescued a 3-year old yellow lab with tons of behavior issues who’s doing really great. Could you tell me if R.Pattz’s BV is specifically vamp-related or more open-ended?
—Rae
Dear Late to the Party:
Geez, someone might want to let Hollywood Life (aka the new Star) know that we reported that Nikki stuff back in February. Check it out if you want to hear Kristen’s thoughts. She’s still trying to make the film happen, but it’s clear Nikki’s over it. Not getting the feeling all is well yet with these two babes (at all). As for Rob, his Vice isn’t specifically vamp related.
Dear Ted:
Well, you’ve done it. I’ve been with you since the beginning, when I was no more than a gossip-hungry tween myself (and trust, that was a while ago), but this week-long Robsten celebration is nonsense and it’s the last straw for me. Isn’t every week a Robsten celebration for you? I certainly can’t get a week’s worth of peace from the tedious, repetitive coverage and the certifiably psycho rantings of the 12-year-olds it attracts. I’ve been holding out hope that your allegiance to your longtime readers and their preferences would win over the number of hits you get, but you’ve proven me wrong. I say it with sadness, but ciao, muffin! I can get the real goss, which you used to have cornered, elsewhere these days, anyway.
–C
Dear Where’s That?:
Places like Hollywood Life that report my stuff after the fact? Look, doll, totally get you’re not into Robsten, fine. And even though the anniversary may be over, the coverage isn’t—but…I put thru tons of non-Robsten stuff whenever you want to check back in. Miss you, already!
Dear Ted:
I had to laugh at the comments from today’s installment of all things Robsten. Comments stating that you are behind on their activities…Ha! I would bet you knew all about Bootypest before Kristen’s flight landed…I would also bet that your week-long tribute was a red herring to give her a head start. It worked…she was out of the country and spent some time abroad before anyone knew it. Your silence speaks volumes! Good for you, Ted, these kids need a break. I am an uber Robsten fan, but they are real people and deserve some fun…hence shirtgate, the ring thing, etc. Great fun Ted. Keep it up!
—The Tennesseans
Dear Positive Feedback:
We’re all about to get bombarded next month with all wonderful things Rob and Kristen here stateside. So let’s let them get a break!
Dear Ted:
I don’t understand why people rag on you for giving gossip about the younger generation. Any true gossip lover would realize that the younger gen is a gossip goldmine! I mean, Miley-Nick-Selena is more interesting than Jen-Brad-Angelina have been in years and I’d take Robsten over almost any other “secret” couple out there. Keep the healthy mix coming!
–Lindsay
Dear My Point Exactly:
Celebs come and go. Does anyone give a crap about Paris and Lindsay anymore? Definitely not. This young generation is the new generation of goss, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned about AT readers it’s that they h-a-t-e change. Which is a shame because the Niley’s and Robsten’s of the world have such juicy secrets.

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